Pre-Written RandomnessThe Omnipotent One has been sick for the past few days, so I leave you with this pre-written post for today:
Grinning and Bearing the Teddy Bear - They're so innocuous. How scary can they be? Well apparently, pretty damn scary sometimes.
In Other Cute Costume News - Support the Pooches!
I'm Pressing Charges - The nerve of this guy trying to cash a bogus check against MY account!
The Age Old Question - Just say, "no dear" and move along. Nothing to see here, really, nothing.
Squirelly - And now under the Big Top...rodents on a rampage!
Because You Can Never Keep Too Much Around - Special order for Miss Hiromi! Austin is once again safe!
That's Gotta Hurt - Hell hath no fury like an arsonist scorned. (Tip of the flaming baton to Tits McGee)
That's Gotta Be Messy - Coffee, tea, or UUUUUUUH!
Damn You Kim Jong Il! - You can't trust those commie bastards alone for a minute!
Jenna Makes Call To Action - And that call would be...end AIDS research!
Desperate House Husbands - Now this is just gross.
George Gets Jiggy Wid It - George W. Bush, just keeping it mad phresh for democracy.
Vomit Rocket Launched - ...and on tonight's episode of Futureweapons!
Coitus Rejectus - Which was laid first, the chicken or the virgin? A lay of the omnipotent egg to AAG)
Zoolicious - You just gotta love an elephant playing the harmonica and dancing.
Trend Alert! - Will they stop at nothing in the pursuit of glossy perfection?
Rock the Fed! - Alan Greenspan, eat your heart out.
Because It's There - Sir Edmund Shortypants to tackle Everest. Film at 11.
Stick 'Em Up, Hand 'Em Down - It seems Darby O'Gill and the Little Latex Bustier People are on the prowl. (Tip of the Omnipotent Shamrock to Coyote).
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Friday, March 16, 2007