Randomness God StyleLet Your Fingers Do the Walking - Look for our ad under "salvation".
The Answers - You've got questions, He has answers.
God Gets a SAG Card - Seems they'll let anybody into the union these days.
Rejection - Sticker on my deodorant, "If you still have your baseball card collection, you're a Mitchum Man." Perfect, now I can't even qualify as a deodorant user
Now There's a Surprise - Rummy? An imbecile? Who knew?
There Are Waaaay Too Many Lawyers - "It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle." Ya think?
Love the Noo Doo - There are bad hair days and then there are weird hair days.
Cell Phone Call O'the Day - Just hang up the cell phone and DRIVE! (Tip of the Omnihat to Coyote)
Dr. Frank Speaks - Dr. Frank speaks about your wiener.
Oooo Daddy! - How come I can never find this stuff in the store?
On the Road Again - Fresh from her stay in rehab, Britney makes her triumphant return!
Why? - I prefer to grow my own, thank you.
I Challenge You to a Duel - Carrots and cell phones at 20 paces you dog!
Fox Newsapedia - A fair and balanced encyclopedia, setting the record straight one gross distortion at a time.
God Speaks! - Personally, I'm all about the New Testament, but some people are just uber-conservatives I guess.
Donkey Show - As Always Aroused Girl says, "Yawn, I've seen it." (Tip of the nip to Tits McGee)
Anti-Chick Magnet - Glenn Beck, world's worst wingman.
iGod - Repenting made easy.
Crustacean Christ - I'm not sure what the Big Guy has against shrimp cocktail, but I'm not serving at my next Christmas party.
Odds Godskins! - More Gods than you can shake a stick at.
Hide & Go Seeeeek! - That little something for the stalker you love.
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Monday, March 05, 2007