The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!: Randomness Run Amok

Randomness Run Amok

Attention Cap'n Dyke - Calling all lesbians! Further proof that you aren't freaks of nature like James Dobson claims. And in other dyke news, this just in from Cap'n Dyke.

Chilly Willie - Fighting global warming, one ball at a time.

Wowsa! - This is some deal! I wonder if he's related to Mrs. Fatti Zongo from Nigeria? I hear ketchup and rice is the Nigerian national dish. Apparently Fido gets in on the act too.

Sniff, Sneeze, Cough - If bird flu wasn't bad enough, check out these. They're perfect for that little two-year old pre-med student who has everything.

Caution: Capitalism at Work! - Good Lord! How long will it be before Anna Nicole's implants go up for sale?

Pack Rat Alert - Some people collect airline barf bags...go figure.

Mon Dieu! - The Parisians hated the Eiffel Tower when they first built it, but somehow I think these will take a little longer to get used to.

Who Shot My Cheese? - Personally, I find a voodoo doll works much better, but hey...what ever makes you happy.

Swordus Interruptus - You're sitting home, minding your own business, watching a little porn and what happens? A crazed samurai bursts in trying to save the girl.

Does Size Really Matter? - For years women have been lying to men, now turnabout is fair play. Very NSFW.

Couch Potato Excess - If you get any lazier, they might as well just remove your brain and let it operate from than Mason jar in the kitchen. BTW, do these fit?

Sign the PeTITion - Come on, give these boys a helping hand. Allow them to fulfill their dream!

Keep Your Reichstag Clean - Vee haf veys of makink du vipe der feeten.

We Want Crappie! - These guys get all the cool fish. Bush went fishing and all we got was that crappie fishing shirt (and Katrina, but we've all forgotten about that, haven't we?).

What an Orgasm, Eh? - Nothing gets in the way of Hockey Night in Canada, eh? And I mean nothing.

Take a Pill - You got it, they can cure it.

Some People Are Just REALLY Into Fruit - If you have a banana you might want to lock it up before it's employed in some disgusting ritual. On second thought, maybe the locker might BE the tool for the disgusting ritual. (Dip o' the Omnipotent Wings to Konagod)

Roots for the New Millennium - You just can't make this shit up.

Oooo, You Forgot the Diapers Too - What, no plastic sheeting? Clearly, NASA missed Professor Chertoff's class at the Institute for Disaster Preparedness.