The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!: Randomness Homo Devil Machine Style

Randomness Homo Devil Machine Style

Piratical Plunderin' - "See what happens when swashbuckling pirates crash Beach Blanket Bingo." (Any interest there Cap'n?)

Just Call Him Yahoo-Fed - He's out on his own now and it's tough out there for a pimp. A dude gotta be makin' some cash any which way he can. Yo!

Eeeeew! - Now this is just gross and so is this.

Where's the Beef? ® - "That stung like a Banshee Bitchslap." Huh?

Hmmmm - "It goes down good."

How Embarrassing - To pee or not to pee, that is the urination.

And In Other Urination News... - I wonder what Madonna would think of this or this. (Tip o'The Omnipotent Birdcage to Peacechick)

Everyone Needs a Hobby - Folding paper for fun and profit (NSFW).

Mahalo Maui Rose - And now we break for a little taste of the island life.

Those Crazy Rooskies! - They say Russia has a big drinking problem. Here's PROOF! (NSFW) (Tip o'The Omnipotent Chapeau to Grad Student Madness)

Shake, Rattle, & Roll - I love this thing. Grab hold, spin it all around, and give those billionaires in first class the scare of their lives.

Imagine the Frats on Saturday Night - The secret alma mater of George W. Bush.

Average American Voter - With voters like this, who needs elections?

Go Daddy Shatters Mirrored Ceiling - You have to hand it to Go Daddy. They're a progressive bunch who really want to elevate a woman's place in society. BTW, could someone tell me who wins?

Beauty is Only Bowel Deep - Clean the windshield, slap some lipstick and mascara on her, and lube up her innards while you're at it. Oh, and check on that pollution control gear too.

MY EYES! MY EYES! OMIGOD! - Can Spongebob Cruise Lines be far behind?

Advertising on the Go - This gives a whole new meaning to the term, "double parked".

Fashion Advice for the Ruling Class - Who's gonna tell Commander Codpiece that his "piece" is so last year?