Random Acts of Weirdness

Well That Explains A Lot - I've asked myself time and time again how the hell the Crawford Crapweasel could get elected - TWICE! Now it appears there is a scientifically verifiable answer.

Somebody's Been in the Radiation Container Again - I think seeing this is what prompted the Religious Right to work out that whole Creationism thing. I guess they figured Darwinism was just too scary.

Have a Nice Day - I think this guy had a bad experience with the Walmart smiley face.

Not Your Kid's Stuffed Animal - You saw them on CSI, now delve into the crazy world of "The Furries".

What's the Buzz? - Somehow this is oddly compelling, but for the life of me, I have no idea why.

Hitler Was a Big Fat Pootiehead - Bed wetter, drug addict, and man with a single gonad. As Adolph and Shrub show, you really don't have to have much goin' for you to become the consummate dictator.

Go Slugs! - The mascot for the University of California at Santa Cruz is a banana slug, yet he doesn't show up anywhere on this list. Odd, but true.

Is This Chicken of the Sea? - Apparently Jessica Simpson knows as much about dating a she does about canned tuna. Behold as the light over her head comes on.

Pet Rock Redux - Sticks and stones can break my bones, but not if they're really soft and expensive.

It's a Bitch Getting Older - Now I know what they all do down at Kryptonite Kabin, the assisted living home for super heroes.

Blonde Ambition - It must be a bitch to take the drapes to Supercuts to have them hemmed. And if that's not hairy enough, try this or this on for size.

Take That You Evil Troll! - Video games are apparently not as relaxing as some people think.

OH NO! Mikey Feel in the Toilet Again! - It's hell trying to clean up a rug rat who's been on the toilet floor, just ask Ubermilf Britney Spears.

Home on the Range - Home, home on the raaaaaange, where the aardvark and jackalope plaaaaaay!

Spyin' on You - So this is how Robert Gates got picked for CIA Director.

The Facts of Life - The folks at Planned Parenthood have chipped in to develop a sex guide (NSFW) that even asshat virgin evangelicals can understand.

The F-Word - We got yer L-Words, N-Words, and F-Words (NSFW).

Random Acts of Destruction - Anime. Bicycles. Cars. What could go wrong?

The Case for Anorexia - Watching these people is just enough to make you lose your lunch.

The Pants Whisperer - Somehow, this (NSFW) just makes me all tingly down there.

Hunka, Hunka, Creamy Chocolate - Elvis sighted in Hershey, PA!

In the NAAAAAVEEEE, In the NAAAAAVEEEE! - Put another swabbie on the barbie mate!

Stuffin' It - Is that a sock in your pocket or are you just glad to see her?

Land of the Waking Ugly - Zombie discrimination, film at 11!

Did the Earth Move for You? - "A commotion of grunts and squeaks, flashing unconnected images and explosions of a million little particles."

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Thursday, November 30, 2006