Off the Grid Randomness

I've been off the grid the past few days. Life, as it inevitably does, came between me and the pleasures of life. Damn that lotto not coming in! There will be more off the griddedness in the upcoming week too, but one can have everything.

Although I'm bursting with good ideas - e-voting, class distinctions and economics, legal immigration, and a real James Bond story, to name a few - I'm taking the easy road tonight with another edition of randomness...off the grid randomness.

Play Ball! - Sure baseball season is over, but there are still balls to consider. Take these balls for inistance.

The War of Error - You know you've screwed the pooch one too many times when someone turns your failures into a video game.

OOOOOHHHHH! - I'll sit on anything for a dollar is my favorite. Is that you Always Aroused Girl (NSFW)?

Go Easy on the Boy, Will Ya - And they think we have harsh penalties for sex offenders.

The Won't Have Rummy to Rhymey Around Anymore - Poetry and Donald Rumsfeld. Two things you may never hear mentioned together again. Thank God!

My Vote for This Year's Pulitzer - And they say the New York Post doesn't do distinguished journalism.

I Call Him the Error-in-Chief - Under Nixon, you knew you had arrived when you got an invitation to the "enemies list". With the Chimpinator, it's a nickname. Welcome aboard Shithead.

Hey Crapo, Crapo Italiano... - Well, they could have crapped on your doorstep instead.

What a Bum! - Some people have crazy mad butt sex, others...well, they're not too clear on the idea of explosive orgasms.

Giving Faux News a Run for Their Rummy - News, meet lunacy.

Yumm, Yummm - I bet Andy Griffith never did this to Otis.

Shat Sings Shit - William Shatner IS the Rocketman!

Miss Manners: The Global Edition - I'm surprised that giving the German Chancellor a backrub while talking with a mouthful of dinner roll isn't on here.

Another Round of Scudpuppies for the Whole Bar! - The name's Scudfish. The game's...um, I don't know, but it's cool.

Tiptoe Through the Barbed Wire... - I say we call 'em the Fightin' Tiny Tims!

OK, You Busted Us - The wingnuts threw a lot of barbs our way during the election, but we won. To be fair, we might as well face up to the true left wing moonbat agenda.

Bill Gates Gets Into Everything - Just the thing for the person on the go...to nowhere.

Bright Smile! - Crest, now approved by four out of five fetishists.

Another Hi-Tech Tool in the War of Error - Just type w...h...e...r...e...'s o...s...a...m...a.

Where Were You on the Night of July Fourth? - Endorsed by leading conservatives Neil Cavuto and Tucker Carlson. Coincidence? We think not.

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Friday, November 17, 2006