Chertoff Vows to Reshape Homeland Security
I'm Just Trying to Keep the Media On-Message
Fox News - Fair and Balanced
Oh Hell, It Was Just a Little Promise
Dammit! I Wish I Wasn't Such a "People Person"
It's a Really Sweet Little Vacation Spot on the Island of Mallorca
Whaaat? Hey, Come-on! We Wouldn't Lie Would We?
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Monday, November 14, 2005