Cherry Nibblin' Randomness
Shout the Power! - Maybe Condi could use this idea as the basis of some sort of power-sharing agreement with the Syrians. (H/T to Tits McGee)Pomp and Circumcision - Rumors have it several Regent University grads did their undergraduate studies here. They submitted their SATs using this. (H/T to Konagod)
Hirsute Hounds - Great site, but the Albanian dude looks like he may need a little remedial training in differentiating canines and felines.
Piffle on Palfrey - Now that the DC Madam is laying off the girls, maybe some of them can get hired here. If not, there's always the streetwalker route. (H/T to Coyote Angry)
Who Woulda Thunk It? - I'm sticking with my original opinion. I don't care what Cracked Magazine says.
Asswipes for an Asswipe - Honey! Do you want me to pick up some more at the store?! I hear she's coming out with Tampons for Traitors in retaliation.
Counter-Intuitive Smog - If the air is bad for you, where did the guy get the lung power to blow this thing up. Huh? Well? Gotcha there, didn't I? HA!
Signs of the Times - And not a Poobah symbol among 'em. I smell a discrimination suit coming on...
White Men Really Can't Dance - Raise the roof y'all! The apparently can't recite the Pledge of Allegiance either.
War is Sexy - Even the country music fans are getting the hint.
Here She is, Miss Drom-e-dar-y! - Where's Burt Parks when you need him?
She's Also Creating a Line of Humidors - The perfect bag for that young intern on the go. (H/T to Cap'n Dyke)
FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! - Good music. Not much of a stage presence though.
Clearly Not the Iron Chef - She's beginning to rethink that leg of lamb she had for dinner last night.
I Was Just Surfing for a Massage, Honest! - Stick 'em up....no, not THAT one!
In Honor of the Running of the Roses - "Oh the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky homo!
Teutonic Temper Tantrum - I think it's about time Mom had this kid start watching a little TV instead.
She's Also Creating a Line of Humidors - The perfect bag for that young intern on the go. (H/T to Cap'n Dyke)
FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! - Good music. Not much of a stage presence though.
Clearly Not the Iron Chef - She's beginning to rethink that leg of lamb she had for dinner last night.
I Was Just Surfing for a Massage, Honest! - Stick 'em up....no, not THAT one!
In Honor of the Running of the Roses - "Oh the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky homo!
Teutonic Temper Tantrum - I think it's about time Mom had this kid start watching a little TV instead.
Labels: humor, randomness
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Saturday, May 05, 2007
