Random Bowl

Republican Rock Star - Who knew El Jefe was so talented? He learned everything he knows from Bono...Sonny Bono.

A Box of Bad Advice in a Box - They say they know how to get a Sillycon Valley Man, but it seems more like a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days gig to me.

There Are Beautiful People on Capital Hill? - My money would have been on Jack Murtha, but clearly some people had other ideas.

Virgins Wanted - Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton together? This is going to make the Simple Life look like Masterpiece Theatre - sans panties.

Booble Bobbles Ball, Boobies Bounce Better - A search engine. Lots of nekkid people. It's just a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

Wonky Ears Scare Me - When I watch The Report, I can't take my eyes of the damn thing. After watching last night, I dreamed of elephants...Republican elephants! (A wiggle of the ears to Tit's McGee)

Super Bowl Redux - There was a time when the Super Bowl was about football and television commercials were about selling stuff. That time was the 1980s.

Thou Shalt Worship No Other Dictators Before Me - Jesus and Hitler on a road trip. Has the sitcom finally reached its zenith?

How Embarrasing - It happens to 7th grade boys all the time, which tells you a little something about Jean Claude Van Damme.

I'll Never Wash My Car Again - There are art cars and there there are art cars. Really dusty art cars.

Holier Than Ken - Apparently, the toy market for little conservative girls is taking a turn for the tacky. Get a load of Malibu Jesus (cross and crown of thorns sold separately).

A Bush Family Literary Legacy - Unable to find a job, despite the fact Daddy can find something for every crony he ever took a donation from, Hooter Girl Jenna leaps into the pool with the other serious literati. Hey, it worked for Millie.

Rooty Tootie, Fresh & Fruity - Could this be the beginning of the Flying Pancake Monster? They meet at the local Sambo's for fellowship hour.

High Concept Sitcom Bombs - Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh in one show? How could this have gone so terribly wrong? Maybe they should bring Judith Reagan in to produce. I hear she's available right now.

Ted Nugent Causes Homosexuality - And I thought it was irradiated stem cells all this time.

Home of My Dreams - If it reclined, it would be Super Bowl heaven.

Orgasmic Origami - Foldin' paper creative style. (A flap of the paper wing to Anathema Device)

Here Kitty...Kitty - A new way to make your cat psychotic, but at least they'll be cleanly psychotic.

Let's Go for a Dip - If your gene pool isn't shallow enough already, you can suit up and find a prospective mate at this forward looking place.

If You Must Fart, Fart Odorlessly - I'm surprised someone hasn't thought of this before. Now, if they can come up with one that eliminates skid marks they'll be up for a Nobel Prize.

Self Webulization - I'll love myself more and more every day.

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Sunday, February 04, 2007