RandomiscityRacial Divide - Who says racism in America isn't dead?
Superschlumps - Behold the power of Matter Eater Man!
Haute Cuisine - Prisoners are always complaining about how bad the food sucks in the Big House. But apparently, some of them aren't put off their feed.
Have a Nosh - Damn Mary-Kate! When we said "eat something" we weren't talking about this.
Buy Chiquita Stock Now - When Bush proposed a new space exploration initiative, I don't think this is what people had in mind.
Wait Until Pat Robertson Hears about This - Go a little too far? Want that good as new feeling? These folks can fix you up.
Like Ben Franklin Said - Like Ben said, "If you must fart, fart proudly!"
That's Handy - Someone stalking you? These folks can help!
The Competition - We're an equal opportunity Deity. We even let the competition run ads.
An Idea Whose Time Has Cum - I have to give props to these people. I'm sure they're first on the market with this idea (Really NSFW).
Ouch! - This guy could make big bucks on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Cleanliness is Next to... - Maybe this is letting cleanliness get a little too close for comfort.
Nicheeeeewwwww Site - The Internets have a niche for everything.
That's Nothin' - You should see my 100 ft. air guitar.
Sex! - Now that I have your attention (NSFW).
God Gawd! Huh! I Don't Feel So Good! HA! - Apparently, Generalisimo Francisco Franco isn't the only one who's still dead. Maybe this calendar can wake them up.
Yes, Yes You Are - I have to agree, these people make Shrub look like an intellectual giant.
C'est So Paris - Vive la France!
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Sunday, January 14, 2007