Randomiscity

Racial Divide - Who says racism in America isn't dead?

Superschlumps - Behold the power of Matter Eater Man!

Haute Cuisine - Prisoners are always complaining about how bad the food sucks in the Big House. But apparently, some of them aren't put off their feed.

Have a Nosh - Damn Mary-Kate! When we said "eat something" we weren't talking about this.

Buy Chiquita Stock Now - When Bush proposed a new space exploration initiative, I don't think this is what people had in mind.

Wait Until Pat Robertson Hears about This - Go a little too far? Want that good as new feeling? These folks can fix you up.

Like Ben Franklin Said - Like Ben said, "If you must fart, fart proudly!"

That's Handy - Someone stalking you? These folks can help!

The Competition - We're an equal opportunity Deity. We even let the competition run ads.

An Idea Whose Time Has Cum - I have to give props to these people. I'm sure they're first on the market with this idea (Really NSFW).

Ouch! - This guy could make big bucks on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Cleanliness is Next to... - Maybe this is letting cleanliness get a little too close for comfort.

Nicheeeeewwwww Site - The Internets have a niche for everything.

That's Nothin' - You should see my 100 ft. air guitar.

Sex! - Now that I have your attention (NSFW).

God Gawd! Huh! I Don't Feel So Good! HA! - Apparently, Generalisimo Francisco Franco isn't the only one who's still dead. Maybe this calendar can wake them up.

Yes, Yes You Are - I have to agree, these people make Shrub look like an intellectual giant.

C'est So Paris - Vive la France!

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Sunday, January 14, 2007