Randomness and the Incredible Lightness of Being

Gotta Git Me Some Gadgets - Everybody loves a good gadget. Sorry Always Aroused Girl (sometimes NSFW), no Hitachi replacements on this one.

RUN! SHE'S GONNA BLOW! - Brussels sprouts and turtles - I can only imagine the horror.

They Do It Because They Can - Mix a bizilion bucks, a few sheiks with too much time on their hands, and some exquisitely bad taste in architecture and what do you get? iPods?

"He Declined to Elaborate" - Yeah, I would too.

BAAAAAA! - It appears as though that old story about the farmer and the sheep wasn't about dirty sex, it was about a grand love affair.

Oops, They Did It Again - This whole wardrobe malfunction thing seems to be catching on. Yet oddly, Justin and Janet were nowhere to be seen for this one.

We Got Yer Puddy Right Here! - This makes you long for the days of plain old Silly Putty containing carpet fiber, ink from comics, and several small toys.

The Leading Dramatic Actor of Our Times - One question...he has friends?

Strange as a $2 Bill - Apparently your Best Buys never cost $2.

Turning Back the Cock - He tried it on for size, but it just didn't work for him.

He Wasn't So Special After All - Sure, Moses made a big deal out of it, but it looks like he may have been stretching the truth just a tad. We sure do hope Pat Robertson never gets hold of this. We'll never hear the end of it.

I Can Die a Happy Man Now - This very question has given me nightmares for decades. Now I can finally feel at peace with the world.

The Last Holiday Item Until Next Year - I'm now taking bets that someone will top this for 2007.

What Were They Thinking - There's entrepreneurial spirit and there's lunacy. Inventors walk the thin line between them.

UK Carriers Go Postal - Do you think if I put nothing but an Elvis stamp on a letter they could actually find The King?

I Hate to Admit This - ...but some of these guys annoy me too.

Vive la France - Those French are always on the cutting edge aren't they?

Ummm, Tastes Like Chicken - I'm not sure if this was part of Saddam's torture or not. At least they could have thrown in a piece of pie.

Attention Lindsey Lohan! - A public service ad that address a real crisis - underweight subway riders.

Whipped Into a Frenzy - I'll have the Box of Joe and your very soul - TO GO MAGGOT!

Bioengineered Buddies - Can you clone them when they die too?

Tom Cruise Studios Presents... - I hear the sequel will be ZYZZYX Road - Toll Lane of Doom.

Calling the FSM - If the creationists want God to take credit for these jugheads, I think Darwin wouldn't try to convince them otherwise.

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Thursday, January 04, 2007