Randomilicious

Now There's a Headline You Don't See Every Day - "Watchdog critic frets about Fox's leftward slant".

Is That a Trend in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me? - Nuclear war. Rampant scandal. The Redskins. It's good to see the WaPo has their priorities in order.

Now We Know the Secret Behind Al Roker's Weight - It seems Al has a taste for the "man candy". Does the House Page Board know about this?

It's Not What It Looks Like - A pole, a scantily clad woman, a sweaty bald man, and a thick stack of Washingtons. Stick with it for a few seconds. It's not what it appears.

The Hummers Get All the Action - Random acts of Humm(er)ing.

I See Serious Therapy in This Kid's Future - Just when we thought everyone in the world loathed Dick Cheney, one small girl restores faith to the...um...SHE'S INSANE!

We Didn't Know There Were so Many Turkeys in Ft. Meyers - Not your usual county festival. City Councilman says, "We do have youngsters here. We're trying to uplift their thinking."

I Could Have Saved Them Lots of Money - How do they think you feel after 17.5 hours in voicemail hell?

Not a New Idea, But a Good One - It seems this whole "stupid Congressperson" thing is really taking off. But wait! There's more!

Kiddies, This Page Brought to You by Mark Foley - We've only seen the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how the House of Representatives interacts with kids. Presenting...KIDS IN THE HOUSE!

Why Plasma Screen TVs Cost So Much - Sure, it's pointless and expensive, but it's cool dammit!

Not Just for Women Anymore - Ladies, we share your pain!

Eat Your Heart Out Gill Grissom! - We give you Weegee, unrivaled master of the crime scene photograph.

The Miracle Would Be If He Didn't Show Up - From burnt toast to stained underpass walls, the Big Guy like loves his reputation for being omnipresent. Strike up another new vision media...tree limbs!

Post Script: The Poobah has now become a feature columnist to Less People Less Idiots. Stop by and join our quest for worldwide media domination.

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Friday, October 20, 2006