Random Acts of StupidityMan's Smartest Friend - In an apparent attempt to show that dogs really are superior to humans, this pup decided to take a little walk after being hit by a car. This is just great! We have a President who's too stupid to come in out of the rain, but we have dogs that can seek medical attention.
Nip/Tuck, Wag/Wag - In other canine-related news.
Moses Finds Virtual Tablets Behind Virtual Burning Bush - This whole MySpace thing is really catching on. It seems like everyone wants to get in on it.
The Nectar of the Gods - And yet another example showing beer's importance in human evolution.
Great! So NOW She Decides to Cover Them Up - Janet Jackson. Breasts. What more need be said?
WWJD? - Let's just say he's not going for the fourth down.
Sweet Dreams - There are dreams (NSFW) and then there are dreams (SFW). I'm just hoping the nightmares will go away.
We Need to Fight Them Over There - Commander Sissypants is always saying, "We must fight them over there so we don't need to fight them over here." Just sayin'.
Sex Toys for All Occasions - Sumo shows off some new wares she's found. But Sumo, one question? Is that a tie or is that his, um...tallywhacker?
Man in Nature - I just love a good walk in the great outdoors, don't you?
Memo to the CEO of Diebold - Hey, Diebold CEO person! Maybe you should be booking passage to Gambia to research your voting machine technology. They seem to have perfected it.
Give Me Darwin Any Ol' Day - The sad part is these people are serious. On the upside, it proves Darwin's theory beyond a shadow of doubt.
It Was a Tough Night at Taco Bell - What the well-lubricated counter staff from Taco Bell is drinking this year.
I Don't Get It - What? Why are people laughing? Come on, let me in on the joke!
Nuff Said - I knew it!
Hip Deep in the Ol' Macaca - George Allen is a busy man, that's why he designed this bitchin' campaign tool.
Magazines We Wish We'd Seen - I can never pass up a good CEO fart joke.
Heeeeeey Duuuuuude! - I think I HAD this guy in college. Great lecturer!
Maybe They Should Have Tried Recruiting on Monster First - Now the intelligence failures begin to make sense.
The Ghostbusters Moonlighting Job - Got a problem in the neighborhooood? Who ya gonna call? GodChasers!
Location...Location...Location - You know what they say in the real estate game, it's all about location...location...location!
Next Thing You Know, He'll Be Jumping on Oprah's Couch - Well, this certainly explains a lot.
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Saturday, October 07, 2006