Random Acts of Stupidity

Man's Smartest Friend - In an apparent attempt to show that dogs really are superior to humans, this pup decided to take a little walk after being hit by a car. This is just great! We have a President who's too stupid to come in out of the rain, but we have dogs that can seek medical attention.

Nip/Tuck, Wag/Wag - In other canine-related news.

Moses Finds Virtual Tablets Behind Virtual Burning Bush - This whole MySpace thing is really catching on. It seems like everyone wants to get in on it.

The Nectar of the Gods - And yet another example showing beer's importance in human evolution.

Great! So NOW She Decides to Cover Them Up - Janet Jackson. Breasts. What more need be said?

WWJD? - Let's just say he's not going for the fourth down.

Sweet Dreams - There are dreams (NSFW) and then there are dreams (SFW). I'm just hoping the nightmares will go away.

We Need to Fight Them Over There - Commander Sissypants is always saying, "We must fight them over there so we don't need to fight them over here." Just sayin'.

Sex Toys for All Occasions - Sumo shows off some new wares she's found. But Sumo, one question? Is that a tie or is that his, um...tallywhacker?

Man in Nature - I just love a good walk in the great outdoors, don't you?

Memo to the CEO of Diebold - Hey, Diebold CEO person! Maybe you should be booking passage to Gambia to research your voting machine technology. They seem to have perfected it.

Give Me Darwin Any Ol' Day - The sad part is these people are serious. On the upside, it proves Darwin's theory beyond a shadow of doubt.

It Was a Tough Night at Taco Bell - What the well-lubricated counter staff from Taco Bell is drinking this year.

I Don't Get It - What? Why are people laughing? Come on, let me in on the joke!

Nuff Said - I knew it!

Hip Deep in the Ol' Macaca - George Allen is a busy man, that's why he designed this bitchin' campaign tool.

Magazines We Wish We'd Seen - I can never pass up a good CEO fart joke.

Heeeeeey Duuuuuude! - I think I HAD this guy in college. Great lecturer!

Maybe They Should Have Tried Recruiting on Monster First - Now the intelligence failures begin to make sense.

The Ghostbusters Moonlighting Job - Got a problem in the neighborhooood? Who ya gonna call? GodChasers!

Location...Location...Location - You know what they say in the real estate game, it's all about location...location...location!

Next Thing You Know, He'll Be Jumping on Oprah's Couch - Well, this certainly explains a lot.

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Saturday, October 07, 2006