Back by Unpopular Demand

• The cock crows loudest just before the dawn.
• He calls them fleeting moments, I call them great!
• You've got to love a story that contains the words, "Salacious Disneyland".
• Pluto is back, and boy is he PISSED!
  
• Ripped straight from the headlines...and Less People Less Idiots...YouTubification.
• And yet a new way to say "chickenshit" without saying "chickenshit".
• Just another guy yearning for the freedom of the highway.
• If they were really gay, they'd have waaaay better taste.
  
• Va. to Bush: Drive in the HOV lane like everybody else you asshat!
• For only a few pennies a day, you too can sponsor a child in the Sudan.
  
• That's the problem with those damn commies...no sense of fun.
  
• That's Rummy for ya. (More info on my personal connection here.)
  
• Surrrrrrre. That sums it up nicely.
• I always wondered where Bill O'Reilly dug that crap up.
  
• Can this BE any more humiliating?
• I gotta git me one of these!
• Idea for World's Best Super Power!
  

Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Friday, August 25, 2006