Randomness: Head Meets Wall Edition
Smelliness is Next to Godliness - A new fragrance directly from the Deity that brought you Intelligent Design. Ah, the smell of it!
The Answer to That Would be Yes - New Yorkers have always thought of the Hudson river as a cesspool, but it's a shimmering vision of loveliness compared to this.
Baby Food Jars From Hell - Everyone keeps a few jars around the house of storing those odds and ends. I think I'm going to rethink that though.
Their Other Blog is a First Aid Blog - Combine a wet cat with and short-sleeved shirt and injuries will ensue.
Cussing in Esperanto - Now this is a useful site you poephols.
Eeeeew! - Dude, isn't picking them up for your significant other embarrassing enough?
Hiding In Plain Sight - Hey! Isn't that whatsisname? You know...that guy. Oh man, I SO know that guy's name...
And Down at the NASCAR Patisserie - Having your cake and driving it too.
Why Couldn't It Have Been Air Guitar - Clearly, people in Kansas City have too much time on their hands...and bad taste in music too.
Smell the Marketing - These ad guys have been smelling a little something more than the rainbow.
MyHouse - This whole MySpace thing is getting out of hand. (HT to The Churning).
Error 000 - The page at the end of the marketing internet.
Music Soothes the Washing Beast - I want an iWasher for my birthday...as long as it doesn't play Smoke on the Water.
Somehow, I'm Not Surprised - How the hell did they get that thing up there?
Spy vs. Spy - I'm glad to see that our spy agencies are keeping up with the latest technology after 9/11. (HT to Cap'n Dyke)
Support the Troops - Throw a few of these out on the front lines and those pesky terrorists will get such a bruise. Bring it on baby, bring it on.
Yo, Jake and Elwood - A food fight gets out of hand. These kids today don't know how to do anything properly.
Does it Come in Seaweed? - Those clever Japanese are always coming up with something new. I reckon they'll be releasing heroin Sugar Smacks next.
Cut Off From Reality...Him? - George hears voices...now filmed proof.
Uncle Ben Stirs the Pot - Whoa, what a radical dude he is. Move over Malcolm X.
Plugs for Holes - What a selection! Always Aroused Girl (NSFW), are you reviewing these anytime soon? Or, how about this?
OOOOO! That Tickles - “I am not attempting this record for the money,” he said. I should hope not.
Asshats on Parade - But if you burned it, they'd be all over your ass.
Truth Told by Omnipotent Poobah, Thursday, June 07, 2007